What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 06:28

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
DC Mayor Bowser’s message for Shakira after WorldPride cancellation: ‘Get yourself here’ - WTOP
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Are there any more 'nun' jokes?
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
The Best Tea for Lowering High Blood Pressure, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell
No, not a chance
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
Next, they tried...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...