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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 06:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Common Diabetes Drug Linked to 'Exceptional Longevity' in Women - ScienceAlert

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

DC Mayor Bowser’s message for Shakira after WorldPride cancellation: ‘Get yourself here’ - WTOP

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Rockies Become 1st Team in Modern MLB History to Lose 50 Games Before Winning 10 Games - Bleacher Report

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Do countries with free health care generally have co-pays or deductibles to discourage use?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Nuts and Butts

Are there any more 'nun' jokes?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The Best Tea for Lowering High Blood Pressure, Recommended by a Dietitian - EatingWell

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Is the Moon the Next Billionaire’s Playground? A Trillion Dollars Worth of Platinum Is Waiting - The Daily Galaxy

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So, the docs changed it to read

No. 2 Baseball comes up short against UTSA, 9-7 - University of Texas Athletics - University of Texas Athletics

Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

No go.

Next, they tried...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...